50 Funny and Clever Wi-Fi SSID Network Names

Posted:

WiFi-Logo

Let’s face it - manufacturer assigned WiFi Wireless Router network names are simply boring. Every time you need to connect one of your devices, you probably see a long list of names like Belkin04621, Linksys1019014, netgear, linksys etc. But it doesn’t have to be that way! Show your neighbors you have some personality by updating your router’s name to something utterly awesome and watch the party invitations roll in. Think of a funny or clever name when setting up your Wi-Fi router. What is the best wifi names you can come up with?

Be sure to read our article Ten Ways to Fix Wireless Router Problems

Changing your Wi-Fi Router's name

So how do you change your router’s name? First, don’t panic - it’s not complicated and you don’t need to call in the Geek Squad. Second, find your router’s web address on the bottom of your router or from its manual. It’s generally 192.168.1.1 (or 192.168.0.1, 192.168.2.1.), but could be something else entirely. Just enter the numbers into your browser: http://192.168.1.1

and *presto*, you’re connected to your router and will be prompted to enter your password and username. The default username and password are also in your wifi router's manual or on the bottom of the device. Login, then find the field to change your network name, Wireless Network Name, or SSID. Save the changes. Simple.

After changing the name, you will probably have to reconnected your WiFi devices to the unit.

Find the Best Price on a better Wireless Router

Smartphone Deals

  • Posted by: Posted by The Chief

    Anker SoundCore Bluetooth Speaker Sale $20.69 + Free Shipping

    #1 seller. Amazon has an Anker SoundCore Bluetooth Speaker Sale, only $20.69 after checking instant coupon, with Free Shipping on orders over $25 or with Prime. Expires Soon - Highly rated at 4.5 out of 5 stars.

    In Black only.

    • 24-hour / 500-song playtime powered by a built-in high capacity Li-ion battery
    • Compatible with all Bluetooth-enabled devices. Instantly connect to your smartphone or tablet from up to 66 feet away. SoundCore reconnects automatically to the last device used. Built-in mic for hands-free calls.
    • Bluetooth 4.0 Technology
    Sales tax in: All Except AK, DE, MT, NH, OR
    Posted: August 13, 2020 1:30 PM PDT


  • Posted by: Posted by The Chief

    Expiring Today: Switch! FREE iPhone SE 2020 64GB (Gen 2) Verizon + Free Shipping

    New Lines only. Verizon Wireless has an Switch! FREE iPhone SE 2020 64GB (Gen 2) Verizon, after $0 Down, free 2 day shipping. Expires Soon. $399 retail price.

    • 50% off activation fee online only.

    iPhone SE is the most powerful 4.7-inch iPhone ever. Featuring A13 Bionic, the fastest chip in a smartphone, for incredible performance in apps, games, and photography. Portrait mode for studio-quality portraits and six lighting effects.

    Next-generation Smart HDR for incredible detail across highlights and shadows. Cinematic-quality 4K video. And all the advanced features of iOS 13.

    With long battery life2 and water resistance,3 it's so much of the iPhone you love, in a not so big size. 

    Includes

    • 64GB Apple iPhone SE Smartphone - 12MPixel Camera
    • EarPods w/ Lightning Connector
    • Lightning to USB Cable
    • USB Power Adapter

    If you cancel wireless service before fulfilling the 24 months, credits will stop & remaining balance on required finance agreement may be due immediately.

    Sales tax in: Most States
    Posted: August 13, 2020 7:59 AM PDT


  • Posted by: Posted by The Chief

    Expiring Today: iPhone XR Unlocked 64GB Refurbished Sale $449.99 + Free Shipping

    Over 2200 bought. eBay (bidallies, 318,000 feedback) has an iPhone XR Unlocked 64GB Refurbished Sale, $449.99 - Free Shipping. Tax in NY. In several colors. 90 day warranty.

    • Much cheaper than the iPhone 11!
    • Faster
    • Better Battery Life
    • Waterproof
    • New and improved camera (f1.8)
    • Optical image stabilization

    Important Information:

    Perfect for T-Mobile, StraightTalk or AT&T Wireless. Add a line or replace and older phone.

    Consider purchasing an unlocked cell phone if you are on AT&T or T-Mobile and want a new Smartphone without a contract. Unlocked Smartphones allow you to subscribe to low cost carriers mentioned below and function internationally, so you can use the same phone abroad.

    Learn: No-Contract Plans, Unlocked Smartphones

    Choosing the right plan for you is time consuming and can also be a hassle. We've done the research and you may save over $1,000 each year! Be sure to check out our no-contract Smartphone plan article: How to Find the Best No Contract Smartphone Plans where we compare all of the major network carriers. Check out our How to Buy an Unlocked iPhone article to learn what it means to have an "Unlocked" Smartphone.

    About Apple iPhone XR:

    The Apple iPhone XR comes with a new faster Apple A12 processor and runs on iOS 13. It has a a longer, larger 6.1" Retina display with a fingerprint-resistant oleophobic coating. Cnet calls the redesign "sharp, slim, and feather-light."

    Apple iOS 13 includes Airdrop, Siri, Family Sharing, QuickType Keyboard and more.

    However the iPhone XR's new improved Lightning connector makes older docks and chargers obsolete. On the plus side, the new connector is a bit smaller, a little more rugged and easier to use than the previous one.

    iPhone XR Specifications

    • 6 different colors
    • 6.1" Super Retina Edge-to-Edge 1792x828 (326ppi) Screen
    • Super fast A12 Bionic Chip CPU
    • Single 12MPixel rear camera with Optical Image Stabilization
    • 7MPixel front camera with Retina Flash
    • Wireless charging using Qi industry standard
    • FaceID to unlock phone
    • iOS 13

    Low Cost Service Plan with Unlimited Talk, Text, and Data

    T-Mobile offers a web exclusive pre-paid plan great for unlocked phones:

    • $40/mo for Unlimited Talk & Text with 3GB of LTE Data

    Straight Talk, a prepaid carrier that is owned by Tracfone and Walmart, sells micro SIM cards for the that cost $14.99 + Free Shipping.  You can pop these into any AT&T-compatible, T-Mobile-compatible, or unlocked GSM phone.

    • $45 a month buys you unlimited talk, text and 5GB high speed data with no contract or credit check
    Sales tax in: Depends on seller
    Posted: August 12, 2020 9:00 AM PDT


  • Post by: Posted by Team DealRUS

    Expiring Today: ZTE Axon 10 Pro Dual-SIM 256GB Smartphone (Unlocked, 12GB RAM) Sale $399.99 + Free Shipping

    Today Only! B&H Photo has a ZTE Axon 10 Pro Dual-SIM 256GB Smartphone (Unlocked, 12GB RAM) Sale, $399.99  - Free Shipping. Expires Soon. Highly rated 4.5 out of 5 stars

    The Axon 10 Pro Dual-SIM 256GB Smartphone from ZTE features advanced technologies that focus on nearly all aspects of portable media and entertainment. From hi-end gaming, hi-res photography, and stunning video streaming with a dual speaker sound. It all starts with the display, a huge, bright, and rich 6.47" FHD+ AMOLED with a smooth and premium-feeling 3D Quad curved glass and 3D glass back cover. Bezels nearly disappear with a 92% screen-to-body ratio.

    ZTE Axon Pro Dual-SIM Specifications

    • GSM / 4G LTE Compatible
    • North American Variant
    • Snapdragon 855 Octa-Core CPU
    • 6.47" 2340 x 1080 AMOLED Display
    • Rear: 48MP / 20MP / 8MP
    • Front: 20MP with AI Portrait Mode
    • 3x Optical Zoom + Up to 10x Digital Zoom
    • 256GB Storage Capacity + 12GB of RAM
    • Dual Speakers + DTS:X Ultra
    • Android 9.0 Pie

     

    Sales tax in: Most States
    Posted: August 9, 2020 6:01 AM PDT


More Like This

Sure, you probably have some great ideas for your router’s new name. But just in case, we have scoured the Net and have come up with our top 50 fave wireless network names. Changing the name does not compromise your security and may in fact increase it. Here are some funny and clever SSID names:

  1. It Burns When IP
  2. I’m Under Your Bed
  3. Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  4. FBI Surveillance Van #119871
  5. DEA Surveillance #4188A87
  6. I’m In Your Closet
  7. I’m Watching You Now
  8. Skynet Global Defense Network
  9. Let Me Out Of Your Router
  10. Undercover Police Car #751
  11. I’m Cheating on my WiFi
  12. InterTubes
  13. Mom - Click Here for Internet
  14. The Promised LAN
  15. Because a LANnister Never Forgets
  16. Occam’s Router
  17. New England Clam Router
  18. Keep it on the Download
  19. Please Click For Identity Theft
  20. Network Not Found
  21. Bill Clinternet
  22. I Can Haz Wireless?
  23. Drop it Like a Hotspot
  24. Router? I Hardly Knew Her
  25. Viruses Are Us
  26. NotTheDroidsYourLookingFor
  27. NoFreeInternetHereKeepLooking
  28. Call Me Maybe
  29. Hidden Network
  30. IP Freely
  31. No Internet Access
  32. NSA Net Secure
  33. Get Off My LAN
  34. The LAN Before Time
  35. Untrusted Network
  36. Virus Detected! Do Not Join
  37. Malware Repository
  38. Access Denied
  39. Uncle_Touchys_Game_Room
  40. C:\Virus.exe
  41. No Wi-Fi For You
  42. My Neighbors Suck!
  43. Abraham Linksys
  44. IP-UP
  45. YerBabyIsReallyUgly
  46. John Wilkes Bluetooth
  47. Slow WiFi
  48. Optimus Prime
  49. WamBamThankYouLan
  50. TellMyWiFiLoveHer

To make your WiFi Network name more secure you should also add "_nomap_optout" to the end of it.  This prevents Windows 10 for sharing it and Google from indexing it.

When picking a name do not use your name, address, birthdate, kid's name, pet's name, or other personal information as part of the SSID. Do you have a vote for Best Wifi Names? Leave a comment below.

Share by EmailShare on FacebookTweet Deal

Tags: , ,

27 responses to “50 Funny and Clever Wi-Fi SSID Network Names”

  1. MrSkrimps says:

    My SSID

    WINTERNET is Coming…

  2. Asquith Postlethwaite the Third, Esquire says:

    Mine:

    I’m Brian and so’s my wifi

  3. Aubrey says:

    A variation of #33 that I saw recently: HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLAN

  4. RAMSKII says:

    FREE WI-FI CONNECTION

  5. Anas K A says:

    Wife Eye

  6. Kyle E says:

    WuTang_Lan

  7. Dan says:

    I call mine “Hillary Clinternet”. Great for email servers…

  8. IronSpam says:

    Someone nearby me has “2_Girls_1_Router”

  9. Aladin says:

    I have double-SSID AP with “Ask Genie for password” and “Rub my Dick to summon a Genie”. There is actualy amazing origin story for this: When I set this up, I’ve had two hamsters, One called Dick, and second called Genie. Password was written on Genie’s hideout, and she (Genie) showed up only for food, or when her buddy Dick was touched.
    The funny thing is, that no one ever wondered, why is there capital D in “Dick”. They found it just hilarious, and so am I. That’s why I still use theese SSIDs even five years after Dick and Genie are gone.

  10. popai says:

    “Recharge Your Mobile”

  11. […] The default SSID i.e name of your hotspot network Airtel-E5573 is too boring. Who wants to remember that? change it right away to a cool and catchy SSID. […]

  12. Munch Macoochie says:

    Mine is “Rainbow Connection”

  13. Hakan Söyek says:

    My SSID:

    o==[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::>

  14. Mog says:

    Here’s mine. |¤\/£ μ

  15. Denise says:

    A neighbor’s SSID is “Bill Wi the Science Fi”

  16. Aakash Singh says:

    LANnister’s Regards
    Silence of the LAN
    LAN of the House

  17. gray says:

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  18. Burt says:

    “martin router king”

  19. Joe Mama says:

    My phone picked up a network named “We can hear you banging” at a condo complex where the walls are really thin.

  20. Jesse R says:

    Love all these and now I need to change mine again, but in the meantime-

    My current are:

    HertzWhenIP
    IPFreely (guest network)

    Before that, I had (for all you Total Recall fans):

    Kuato (inside network – get it?)
    Quaid (the router name)
    Freeloader (guest network)

    Everyone always remembers my guest password too: pASSword123

  21. Chris says:

    ©:X:X:X:{::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:>

    Or

    O===[]:::::::::::::::::::::::>

  22. Rob says:

    Umbrella Corp – Guest networks (with background screen login)
    The Hive – 2.4g
    Hive – 5g

  23. Danna Banana says:

    Bite me
    Unknown_error
    Local PD Auxiliary
    SurveilThis
    Worldwide Pants
    550 Permanent Failure

  24. User says:

    My SSID is “WIFI6G”

  25. Amos fordjour says:

    My SSID: ROOM NO ACCESS

  26. PETER says:

    My SSID : We are YAKUZA. You hack. We CHOP!

Leave a Reply to Asquith Postlethwaite the Third, Esquire Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.